A Hanwell walk 8 – from Boston Manor tube down to Brentford

Where exactly am I?

Strictly speaking this is a Brentford walk, not a Hanwell one. For some reason I’ve always thought Hanwell extends down as far as Swyncombe Avenue, or maybe even The Ride. As I got ready to start this second part of my Hanwell stroll down Boston Manor Road, the new infographic just outside Boston Manor station caught my eye. There, at the top, it boldly stated ‘BRENTFORD’. So Boston Manor station isn’t in Hanwell; it’s in the top-left corner of Brentford. I’ve lived just up the road in Hanwell for just shy of 20 years and I didn’t know that.

The new infographic sign.

Well, wherever it is, Boston Manor station sits on top of the bridge where the Boston Manor Road rises to cross the Piccadilly line, then dips again. To the left, or northwest, the road bends on up towards Hanwell Broadway.

Boston Manor Road looking north-west.

About 120 years ago it looked like this – a country lane with grass verges under hedge, fence, trees and fields. Must have been some upheaval when that was all built on in the 1930s.*

The same view 120 years ago. Not sure what that bloke is up to.

Boston Manor station reminds me a bit of Thunderbirds’ Tracy Island HQ, well perhaps at night, with an unreliable memory. A glimpse of the imagined future we felt as children but that never came to pass.

Ghostly neon glow – this flight tonight.

The ‘real’ Tracy Island – memories are uncertain friends.

Ahead, under the station bridge, the Piccadilly line skirts the sheaf of track lines, spaghetti fronds that lead to the long shed of Northfields depot. The new infographic just outside the station shows the pattern of the tracks in all its glory. Behind me, inside the station and down the steps, it coaxes and co-axes between straight platforms.

The tracks splay to the depot shed.

View from the bridge.

Left hand side down to Swyncombe Avenue

All that metal and power gave me an imagined sensation that the electromagnetic goings-on around the Piccadilly line had grabbed me and were pinging me slowly down the road in Supermarionation, like a character from Thunderbirds. So off I bounced towards the heart of Brentford to the south-east.

Looking down Boston Manor Road from the station.

The road is wider here than up towards Hanwell town centre. To the left it is bordered by a broad pavement and occasional tree, while on the right it comprises a cycle lane and sunken paved footpath, separated by a grassy central reservation with plane trees at regular intervals. There’s none of the dense, crowded jumble of shops and house types you find north of Boston Manor station, and the neat thirties houses seem bigger, their front gardens longer. As if the road down here were a kind of runway, girding its loins in anticipation of a take-off on the Great West Road towards Heathrow.

Indeed, the speed limit here is greater too, a good old-fashioned 30 mph, which adds to that sense of being propelled, even when on foot. I’m not sure, but the different speed limits could be a boundary thing between the boroughs of Ealing and Hounslow. It will only be a matter of time before it gets reduced to 20 mph, I’m sure.

313 mystery.

No sooner was I over the bridge opposite the tube station than I encountered what appeared to be a modest office building, now empty. It has a brief name: ‘313’. What sort of office was it with no signage? Multi-company? Secret? What old office party tales would the walls tell? The truth about the great Luncheon Vouchers scandal of 2002? It’s up for sale and you can find out more here.

Perhaps it will be knocked down and replaced by what the brochure describes as ‘micro apartments’, yet more residential building, only more compact. It seems unlikely, perched as it is between the road and the bridge.

Gates to the depot?

Behind the building is a metal gate and a barrier that I guess protect Northfields train depot. I took a photo and would have gone closer but for the sudden appearance of a hi-vis jacket chap.

I moved on. The long row of 1930s terraced houses on the left was occasionally punctuated by side alleys I didn’t dare slip down… too shy to find out whether they connect along the back.

The houses down this side of the road all look the same… but it does feel like being on a road to somewhere, not just in somewhere. For until you reach the mini roundabout at Swyncombe Avenue, there are no turnings off on the left, apart from the path to Blondin Park behind black iron gates, the left gatepost of which leans endearingly these days.

Blondin Park sign.

An information sign shows a map of the park and the Northfields depot track array (again), and the path takes you past allotments, a nature reserve and the park beyond, dominated by the long shed of Northfields depot, and extending all the way over to Northfields.

Cool banner.

The park hosts the Brentford Festival on the first Saturday each September. Unfortunately we’re always away at that time, though one year we did make it back in time to see a cool band, sup a welcome pint and soak up the last of the summer rain.

The left-hand side concludes with a short stretch of older terraced houses, perhaps Victorian, and the mini roundabout at the top of Swyncombe Avenue. It may only be mini but it’s always busy, for it’s a rat run to Northfields.

Right hand side down to Swyncombe Avenue

Back up at Boston Manor station I started down the road again, this time on the right hand side. I peered through the pale blue-grey fencing down at the criss-cross of tube tracks as they disappeared under the bridge in the direction of Northfields.

View from the other side of the bridge.

Bridge House and Bridge House South straddle Boston Gardens, the first of the side roads back up near the tube station. These three-storey art deco-ish blocks of flats are slightly chipped and frayed at the edges, though I’m told they are lovely inside. Large arched windows pour light into spacious stairwells.

Bridge House South.

If you nip down Boston Gardens a short distance, you get a side view of the station platforms.

View from the side.

Heading down from Boston Manor station I noticed that the houses on the right look the same as those on opposite side of the road, in terraces of six or so residences, complete with the occasional house whose turn it was to undergo treatment under scaffolding and plastic sheeting. The procession of terraced facades resumed, all the way down to the start of Boston Manor Park opposite Swyncombe Avenue.

Back alleys of Boston Gardens.

But these facades do hide a surprise of sorts. A series of untarmacked side alleys and short grassy passages lead to narrow back lanes behind back gardens, forming a kind of ladder of residences. A hidden garage land that smells of foxes. A tidy, private world of extensions, loft conversions, the odd shopping trolley lying on its side next to a short row of wheelie bins… but no litter, no broken glass. Just class.

Back alley with playing field beyond.

Boston Gardens’ back gardens overlook Boston Manor Playing Fields, maintained and operated by the London Playing Fields Association. It comprises a 22-acre sports field with a lot of pitches for cricket, football and rugby. There’s also a running track, a keeper’s house and mini grandstand. This is where pupils from Gunnersbury Catholic School down the road enjoy, or perhaps endure, their sport. Beyond, the Chiswick Flyover and the canal soar and flow respectively.

Back on the main road I loitered at the entrance to the jewel in the crown that is Boston Manor Park. On the day I did this part of the walk it started tipping down. I gazed at the grey rainswept lake and conjured in my mind that haunting scene in the 1960s film, The Innocents, where Miss Giddens sees the ghost of Miss Jessel. (Boston Manor Park and the newly reopened manor house will feature in a future walk/blog.)

Searching for a ghost in a long black dress.

I followed the long six-foot-plus high brick wall, all 300 yards of it, on down the road. Pretty soon I came upon a milestone set in the wall, though I was unable to read the inscription.

It’s no good. My eyes aren’t what they used to be.

The main entrance gate was politely imposing with its giant wrought iron gates. The wall on each side is much higher as it curves into the drive and the grey brickwork is replaced by clean red bricks interspersed with black ones to form a geometric pattern.

Boston Manor Park main gate with the lodge beyond.

Further down, was the second, lesser set of entrance gates, and another milestone set in the wall.

I wonder what it means?

Between the two sets of gates, Boston Manor House itself hid behind the high wall.

Peek-a-boo!

Meanwhile, the other side of Boston Manor Road was lined by a continuation of more Victorian-looking terraced housing. If you approach the bus stop for The Ride on the E8 or 195 bus, the automatic voice announces “The Ride” bus stop for you, in rich plummy tones, perhaps because it was once called Colonels Drive and is home to Gunnersbury Catholic School. Clitherow Road is a turning off The Ride, not to be confused with Clitherow Avenue not too far away up in Hanwell, both a nod I guess to the Clitherow family who owned the Boston Manor estate for 250 years until the 1920s. It’s also where we turn off on our way to Brentford home games, intoning “The Ride” as we do so.

From here to Manor Vale bus stop the residential facades opened out from terraced to a more semi-detached aspect.

The top of Manor Vale.

At the top of Manor Vale, I turned into a gentle dip of a side road and an intriguing step back in time. Mature trees and hedges of laurel, holly and privet preserve the privacy and dignity of these once swish three-storey art deco blocks. Now mild mannered tatty, untouched yet maintained, they were probably once home to the yuppies of 100 years ago. I wonder who lives there now.

The bottom of Manor Vale.

At this point I felt myself being drawn nearer to the Great West Road and the cars flying across the elevated section of motorway that bisects the University of West London skyscraper and the distinctive mirrored glass and steel of the GSK edifice. Like an Asian city skyline in miniature.

UWL tower and the flyover.

The flyover under construction.

But before that there were still many side road side shows to visit, that I’d been past on the bus, but never down. It gave a new perspective on the familiar.

Boston House.

Georgian buildings cluster here, hiding low car parks: Clitherow Court, Boston House and Prospect House. Some are flats, others are neat office conversions.

Prospect House.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the road, was a row of 60s/70s square houses; terraced boxes recessed into the long wall where it ends at the bottom section of Boston Manor Park. They were in varying degrees of repair but interestingly each one was different.

Box houses with GSK building behind.

As you drift under the flyover you can feel the pull of the new. The sea-green steel girders carrying the elevated section of the M4. The wedge of the Co-op shop next door to the UWL tower and The Mille office rental in the concrete tangle gloom. On the right is the tall glass and bright steel of the GSK building above the trees.

Boston Manor Road also continues on the other side of the Great West Road.

My passegiata complete, I turned around and squinted back up Boston Manor Road, thinking again of how it all looked 120 years ago. Indeed, aside from the manor house and its estate, from where I stood all the way up to the tube station was once a couple of farms, some fields and woods, and a muddy lane.

Houses started lining the Boston Road (as it was then called, and Boston Lane before that) from the mid-19th century after the arrival of the Great Western Railway. Trams rattled up and down the road. Another railway, the Midland District Railway followed the northern edge of the manor’s grounds and in 1880 Boston Road station was built, opening up the southern part of Hanwell to development. The station was renamed Boston Manor in 1911.

*With acknowledgements to Hanwell & Southall Through Time by Paul Howard Lang

If you’d like to find out more about Hanwell, local historian David Blackwell has a fascinating collection of books, maps and photos, old and new, of Hanwell and neighbouring areas. They are on display at Hanwell Library on the first Saturday of each month from 10am to 3pm. On the third Saturday of each month the display is more about Ealing in general.

Brentford FC in the Premier League 2021/22 – episode 6

December’s games – thick and fast

Tottenham Hotspur 2 Brentford 0 – Thursday 2 December

‘Spurs fan?’ asked security outside the Blue Coats pub near the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium. ‘No.’ But he let us in anyway. Inside it was loud and friendly, and the service well organised and super-efficient. The positivity and optimism of these fans confounded my abiding memory of the Spurs fan I worked with in the 1990s. He wore a replica shirt to work on every shift, and even when they won was oh so glum, ‘We’ll probably lose next week.’

Classy. If we can sparkle…

White Hart Lane has long been a distant memory of a couple of visits many years ago. This was my first time at the new stadium, and… it’s amazing. Big, bright, spacious. At most grounds, programme sellers are cash-only, even now. Here, they’re contactless-only.

Light show like something out of Close Encounters.

Waiting on the concourse involved playing our little game of managerial merry-go-round guess who’s the opposition manager this week. And of course, this evening it’s much-travelled heart-throb Antonio Conte. We also enjoyed a mega sausage roll and a pint or two. At our seats the pre-match light show was worthy of Glastonbury.

The stadium has a capacity of 62,850, including an away fan allocation of around 3,000. The attendance was 54,202. I wonder how many were Brentford. A glance at the match day programme; nice and glossy with a couple of almost-amusing caption errors under Sergi Canos’s photo.

My sheltered upbringing means I’ve never heard of the Spanish position, nor have I ever met someone who was Forward.

Tottenham cruised much of the game; they looked like they could’ve stepped up a gear had they needed to. Son Heung-Min was the stand-out player. So quick and skilful. He got an assist for Sergi Canos’s own goal on 12 minutes and scored one himself on 65 minutes. He also took all the corners, bouncing the ball like a tennis player before placing it on the corner quadrant.

It was a philosophical trudge that we made to Wood Green tube in the cold night air.

Leeds United 2 Brentford 2 – Saturday 4 December

We arrived in Leeds the night before the game, to be greeted by cold, wind and rain. Revisiting the Leeds side streets that we slipped down in our student days. Back streets and back alley pubs, some cash-only with no music, TV or wifi. Myriad Asian restaurants, many of them very good (we’ve been here before in the Championship).

We chatted about the game in prospect as we walked along the River Aire and through the railway station hinterland, then followed the hordes down to Holbeck and across the motorway footbridge to Elland Road.

Ex-Bees Stuart Dallas and Adam Forshaw are here. The popular Toumani Diagouraga, aka ‘Toums’, or even ‘Dave’ to some, left Brentford for Leeds in 2016, and is now at Morecombe. And of course our very own Pontus Janson came to Brentford from Leeds. The club have recovered well from the dark days of 2007/10 when they were down and nearly out in League 1.

The pre-match entertainment didn’t dampen our spirits.

Triangle man is sitting in front of us, blowing up red balloons and launching them above the frozen breath of the crowd. At home games he rings a triangle whenever Brentford get a corner. Been doing it for years and was one of the first Bees fans we ever met. On six minutes there was applause for Arthur Labinjo-Hughes, the child abused and killed by his father and his father’s partner who have just been sentenced. So sad and really puts things in perspective.

The match day programme is the smallest I’ve seen, but not in a bad way – it’s more pocket friendly in size. Each of the articles in the early section (the important ones that don’t usually tell you much) are signed off ‘Marching on together’, which seems to be a common theme in the signage.

On the pitch though, Leeds were marching decidedly out of step. They scored first, then we got two. As we reminded them to the tune of “Love Will Tear Us Apart”, ‘Leeds, Leeds are falling apart, again.’

‘Scoreboard, scoreboard, tell us the score!’

We were playing much better than in the previous few games. But Leeds nicked an equaliser in 90+5. From a corner at which Alvaro looked dazed and unsteady following a collision. Didn’t that happen at Spurs, too? The ground has a capacity of nearly 38,000. The attendance was 35,639. Some Leeds fans were chanting that we hadn’t sold all of our allocation.

Leeds were happy to save it at the end. We were disappointed but OK with the result. As we left the ground and into the dark streets, some Leeds fans were growling abuse at anyone in Bees colours, including youngsters. We later read that objects had been thrown at Sergi Canos and Bryan Mbeumo. This is certainly not Newcastle.

Brentford 2 Watford 1 – Friday 10 December

We usually do well on a Friday. On the way to the ground we span the wheel of managerial merry-go-round guess who’s the opposition manager – it’s Claudio Ranieri! Stand out players are Cleverley and Sissoko. Tinkerman meets Little and Large?

As usual, the cardboard portal to Premier League survival was assembled before the start of the game. Five minutes later it was dismantled.

Watford were in yellow shirts with thin black hoops. All the players took the knee and the fans applauded. We started well. Lots of possession. Winning the ball back well in midfield. Janelt safe and steady playing at left centreback. ‘He comes from Germany…’

Then Watford scored. A recurring nightmare as yellow flare smoke came wafting along the stand from the away section and our play became disjointed. Just like the Norwich game. Triangle man responded by blowing up red balloons again and punching them into the cold night air.

Watford goalie trying to put Bryan off by the penalty spot.

We got two late on to win the game. A Pontus header on 84. A Bryan penalty on 90+5. Watford were stunned, Hornets stung by Bees.

Brentford v Manchester United – Tuesday 14 December

There could be no better time to play United, a club in transition following the sacking of Solskjaer, and the immediate departure of caretaker Michael Carrick after his final game. Rangnick’s got his work cut out with an unsettled squad.

We’ve even done the Covid vaccination pass stuff. But no, the game was postponed due to cases of Covid in the United camp. B***er. Surprised to learn that top-level players at some clubs haven’t been vaccinated. Whatever the rights and wrongs, you’d have thought the big clubs would have insisted on it, when they control so much else of their players’ lives.

Southampton v Brentford – Saturday 18 December

Postponed, this time because of cases of Covid in the Brentford camp. Thomas Frank is among those calling for all games to be called off until the situation is resolved. That won’t happen.

Brentford 0 Chelsea 2 (EFL Cup Quarter Final) – Tuesday 21 December

A 7.45pm kick-off, and we arrived earlier than usual for the Covid pass checks now being introduced at all grounds. Some fans were even wearing masks, which may explain why the singing was a bit muted.

Brentford were inflicted with an unfair yellow on 11 minutes which left many bemoaning the favour referees appear to give the elite clubs. I’m not sure how true that is, but it certainly set the tone for subsequent decisions.

Chelsea dominated possession in the first half with their lovely, precise passing. But we had the best chances. Half-time entertainment came in the form of the Brentford subs (probably unwittingly) skipping and high-kicking in time to Wham’s “Last Christmas”.

‘Come on you Bees!’

In the second half Chelsea turned up the heat and brought on Jorginho and Pulisic. Ghoddos came on for Henry on 73 minutes, a decision that mystified some fellow-fans. On 74 minutes the ball was cleared, looping out of play and down into the stairway exit near our section of the North Stand. We cheered as though we’d scored. Not long after, Chelsea brought on the biggest gun, N’Golo Kanté, who immediately controlled the midfield. Ominous. His pass to Reece James led to goalmouth confusion and Pontus own-goaled. Five minutes later we conceded a soft penalty.

Chelsea players applaud their fans. Thomas Frank applauds ours.

We played well but Chelsea deserved to win. Roll on the old cliché about concentrating on the league and isn’t the FA Cup a bigger deal anyway?

Brighton 2 Brentford 0 – Sunday 26 December

The first of the return fixtures. An 8.00 pm kick-off on a Boxing Day Sunday with no trains running and several other games postponed because of Covid. Brentford fans met the travel challenge admirably, in our case by driving down the day before in unending rain and through many partially flooded roads.

A storm was brewing at Brighton.

A walk to the sea at Rottingdean during a lull in the drizzle and later a ride on a bus full of Brighton fans to the ground. Its capacity is 30,666 and the gate was 30,141, though many of them must’ve arrived late because the place looked half empty in the first half.

Couldn’t find a programme seller so I ordered one online the next day. It’s pretty good, with an interesting section on Brentford. There’s also a pull-out section-cum-poster on Brighton player Tariq Lamptey. We know manager Graham Potter from his time at Swansea in the Championship. Seems a decent fellow.

Sometimes it felt like we were tilting at windmills like this one on the South Downs.

A more thorough Covid pass check but still no attempt at verification. More masks being worn. A pie and a pint on the concourse. We like the ground and its cushioned seats but there was no sitting down today. After a bright start by Brentford, Trossard scored for Brighton on the counter. Then ex-Bee Neal Maupay got their second with a wonder strike.

Bees warming up.

It didn’t take Brighton’s fans long to take our ‘Hey Sergi Canos, ooh, ah! I wanna know, how d’ya score that goal!’ song and adapt it to Neal Maupay. A double stab to the heart. The top deck of the bus back to the hotel rang with choruses of ‘Albion! Albion!’

Seagulls entering the portal of imminent victory before the game.

Brighton are the first and probably won’t be the last team to do the double over us this season. They’ve had a bad run of results recently and it wouldn’t surprise me if we were the last team they beat, way back in September.

In the days after this game there was unease on social media about whether our performance suffered because of injuries, tiredness or style of play. We side with those who say this affects most clubs outside the big four, so get behind the team and enjoy this special time come what may.

Brentford 0 Manchester City 1 – Wednesday 29 December

All a bit weird, two days before the game the Premier League announced a record 103 new cases of Covid-19 among Premier League clubs’ staff and players during the previous week. But most games are going ahead nevertheless. The club was doing a more thorough inspection of Covid passes than previously, so much so that mine was rejected and it took some persuading that it was indeed not out of date.

Man City practising before the game. But they don’t really need to.

An 8.15pm kick-off because it was being shown on Amazon. The camera operator scuttled away from the centre spot and only just made it to the touchline before kick-off. What’s that all about?

City played in light blue. It was a nice change for an away team to play in a strip other than yellow, especially when Brentford’s away kit is also yellow. Whatever happened to that lovely away kit from last season (or maybe the one before) – dark grey with orange/red socks?

The game? Oh, yeah. Well we were brilliant. One of the best performances I’ve seen from Brentford, though I am starting to think there’s a grain of truth in the referees never book stars allegation. Champions and table toppers City got away with a good few bits of naughtiness.

City’s goal came from a De Bruyne pass that was so perfect you hardly noticed Foden guide it into the net.

Well that was some game!

Next time…

Well, that was some sleigh ride together for two, too. And we go again on Sunday with the second of the return fixtures, at home to Villa. Mercifully, there are just three league games and one FA Cup game in January, unless the Premier League decides to shoe-horn in some rearranged fixtures.

Stop press, the Premier League has just decided to shoe-horn in the postponed game at Southampton a few days after Port Vale.

Happy New Year!

Brentford FC in the Premier League 2021/22 – episode 1

Get ready, get set…

Bees around the world…

The play-offs

The ghost of play-offs past

Play-offs! Who needs them? Exciting for the neutral and the winner of the final. Stress-filled nightmare for the fans of the three clubs that miss out. But better than not being in them at all, I guess. Brentford’s play-off history is pretty dismal. Up till now, the Bees had been in many, successful in none.

Disappointment haunted all our teams

We still remember the long trudge back to Hanwell after the Wembley disappointment v Yeovil in 2013. It was a relief to get automatic promotion to the Championship the following year and no big surprise to miss out in a further two play-offs in a bid to get to the Prem. But this time? Could we break the jinx? Many of us thought we might have a chance if we could somehow avoid Swansea and their dark arts.

Bring it on!

AFC Bournemouth at the new stadium – 22 May 2021

Tickets printed. Boiled sweets packed. Facemasks located. Bring on Bournemouth! Our second ever visit to the new Brentford Community stadium brought more comparisons with Griffin Park, and stirred up more memories that had lain dormant during lockdown and iFollow football on TV. Interesting to hear that bricks from the old stadium were incorporated into the North Stand (which is where our new seats are) at the new stadium. Nice touch.

The new stadium is configured at a similar angle to the old one, and our seat is in a similar location as in the old one. So airplanes approaching Heathrow still rise to our left and set to our right in stately procession. Another nice touch.

Before kick-off Thomas Frank jogged a lap of the pitch, exhorting the 4,000 socially-distanced (sort of) fans to make more noise.

Thomas the Frank engine celebrates with the fans

Although we’d done the double over Bournemouth in the league, they were 1–0 up from the first leg of this play-off semi-final. We were apprehensive, even more so when Bournemouth scored after five minutes. Then Ivan Toney put away a penalty in his trademark cool way to equalise. On 28 minutes, ex-Brentford Chris Mepham brought down our beloved Bryan. Poor old Mepham. Final score: Brentford 3 Bournemouth 1. We’d made it to the final! Frank and the players toured the pitch, applauding the fans. We applauded back. Emotional.

It’s beautiful…

Swansea City at Wembley – 29 May 2021

Inevitably it had to be bloody Swansea, didn’t it? Both league games had been 1–1 draws. Both had been tough, physical and niggly. Another social-distancing affair, with 11,689 fans allowed into a 90,000 capacity Wembley. Brentford played magnificently, with first-half goals by Toney and Marcondes. But where were the Swansea players today? Well, one of them, Jay Fulton was in the dressing room, sent off in the second half.

Is it really true?

I looked up at the scoreboard to check it had really happened. I looked up at the Wembley Arch overhead and sang ‘It’s beautiful… like a rainbow’ in my best Family Guy Peter Griffin voice. We watched the team and staff celebrate on the other side of the pitch and joined in with ‘Bus stop in Hounslow. We’re just a bus stop in Hounslow…’ a version of the chant QPR fans used to taunt us with, that we made our own.

Voices hoarse and a jubilant spring in the step as we left the stadium and wandered around the streets in a daze. Didn’t we have a lovely time, the day we went to Wembley?

Pre-season friendlies

We’ve been to very few pre-season friendlies over the years. So the games away to AFC Wimbledon and Boreham Wood passed us by.

Man Utd 2 Brentford 2 28 July 2021

But we did watch Man U 2 Brentford 2 on MUTV in our local pub. Only a friendly but a great game and four cracking goals. Come on you Bees!

Brentford 2 Valencia 1 7 August 2021

We weren’t able to make the friendly at home to West Ham on 31 July. Sods law that Benrahma would score the winner for West Ham but good luck to him. But we weren’t going to pass up the opportunity to see Valencia, and the very funny Korrupt FM take over. A good omen for the new stadium: I got the number of ‘better’s right before the ‘oooh!’ in Hey Jude. Get in!

The game gets under way. We score… VAR?! Wasn’t expecting that in a friendly! Next time an incident went to VAR there was the woooooh build-up home fans do to an away team keeper about to take a goal kick. I wonder if betting sites will soon advertise in-woooh betting on what the VAR decision will be?

It was all about the occasion, really. It was a good game but Valencia weren’t over-exerting themselves.

Goodbyes and hellos

Among those leaving Brentford were Henrik Dalsgaard, a personal favourite. Emiliano Marcondes, scorer of the second goal at Wembley, also went and is now at Bournemouth. We wish them both well. In a sense they’re still with us – they’ve joined the extended family of ex-players now at other clubs. Some might be surprised at how many of our old boys are at other Premiership clubs.

Of those joining, Kristoffer Ajer and Frank Onyeka stand out. There’s even a Frank song already. Yoane Wissa looks like a good signing.

View from our old seats at Griffin Park

There have no doubt been many comings and goings in the spectating squad too. Many new arrivals, of course, but not much clarity about some of the old faces who inhabited our part of the New Road stand at Griffin Park. We’ve clocked Uncle J and The Absent-minded Character Actor at our new home. And Mr Greatcoat, who would rattle a triangle whenever we got a corner. But so far no sign of Whirling Dervish, Old Misery Guts or Pottymouth.

Next time: Brentford take on Arsenal, Crystal Palace, Forest Green Rovers and Aston Villa.